Paradox Interactive Declares Dungeonland Open for Business
NEW YORK, January 30, 2013 /PRNewswire/ --
- Theme Park for Adventurers Officially Launched on PC, Live Stream Broadcasts Today
Paradox Interactive, a publisher of games and consumer of funnel cake, and Critical
Studio, the lamented minions of Dungeon Maestro, today announced that Dungeonland has
opened its doors to easily lured heroes everywhere. Available for PC via digital
distributors worldwide, Dungeonland can be purchased, downloaded, played, and quickly lost
over and over again by soft, fleshy adventurers to their heart's content. Dungeonland
costs merely $9.99 plus the lives of your co-op partners.
"I can't tell you how pleased I am to finally welcome the world to Dungeonland," said
the Dungeon Maestro, Director of Scheming at Paradox Interactive. "This represents a bold
step forward not just for my glorious plans, but for the evil industry as a whole. Opening
day is just the beginning, as well; today PC heroes can 'enjoy' their visits, but soon
I'll be able to lure MacOS heroes to my park as well! Better still, there's a whole new
section we're going to open shortly, called Infinite Dungeon! We tell the heroes it's the
best challenge we have, where the fights just get harder and harder until they die - and
the idiots line right up to try it!
"They always die, and they go in anyway!" added the Maestro. "Ha! Ha ha ha!
HAHAHAHAHA!"
Dungeonland is the creation of the cunning Dungeon Maestro, who has invited the
world's pesky heroes to an adventurer's theme park of his own design. Inside the colorful
park, up to three players can play cooperatively to slaughter the monstrous staff and
collect glittering piles of loot in fast-paced action gameplay. Meanwhile, a fourth player
can take on the role of the Maestro himself, controlling the park's traps and creatures,
attempting to kill the other players, and mashing the "evil laugh" button as often as they
can. A new trailer for Dungeonland is available today to demonstrate the virtues of
teamwork, and the much better virtues of hero-slaughter. Watch it here:
Would-be visitors can get a few survival tips by watching a live streaming event from
Paradox Interactive and Critical Studio, the developers of Dungeonland. The stream, which
will show the game's various levels, modes, and perils, will occur on January 30th at 7
p.m. GMT (11 a.m. PST), on Paradox's Twitch.tv channel: http://www.twitchtv.com/paradoxinteractive