The Q/A boredness thread!

Said By §ü®f¡ñG_p¡kÄ©Hü

A: Skinning someone alive, burning them, and dousing the flames before it becomes terminal, rubbing salt into their flesh, sticking sharp instruments into pressure points or high nerve concentrations, removing non-essential organs by tearing them with your teeth, laughing manically over some appropiate music, psychological torture of any kind simultaneously, sodomy with a long scalpel, non-fatal, limited evisceration, and then tearing their heart out, showing it to their one remaining eye and crushing it slowly whilst smiling as the blood runs through your fingers.

A2: Well, yeah. ^^ Doubt I could manage mutilation though. *sigh* I need to desensitize myself by doing part-time at a morgue or something.

Q: Ever get the feeling someone's watching you?

That was the coolest kind of torture I've ever heard of. Seriously. That was awesome.

I'm going to get a job as an apprentice to a coroner.

A: All the time.

Q: Have you ever felt really cheery after learning about something really sick and

Thanks. ^^

Lucky you. Working with the violently murdered/killed, making observations and looking intelligent as you narrow down the possible causes of death in a professional sounding way, is worth getting up in the morning for.

A: Yeah, especially historical murderers. Really, they're the only interesting part of history. No one actually cares about incestuous kings, religious vendettas or cold wars.

Q: Why is it that elderly widowers virtually never have an army of cats for company?

A odly yes, i knew i should feel horrible about it, but i was like in lala land or something

Q whats the sickest thing you've heard of?

A: A certain someone once said this (so technically I've heard it): "Skinning someone alive, burning them, and dousing the flames before it becomes terminal, rubbing salt into their flesh, sticking sharp instruments into pressure points or high nerve concentrations, removing non-essential organs by tearing them with your teeth, laughing manically over some appropiate music, psychological torture of any kind simultaneously, sodomy with a long scalpel, non-fatal, limited evisceration, and then tearing their heart out, showing it to their one remaining eye and crushing it slowly whilst smiling as the blood runs through your fingers."

Q: What's the most disgusting thing you've ever seen? (for those who have seen a lack of sick things...I've heard this was pretty fucking nasty "www.tubgirl.com")

A: Ummm.... I can't really think of any. I saw an old woman get hit by a bus once, if it counts. There was actually less blood than I thought there'd be. 0_o Oh, and thanks for your approval. Well, sort of. =P

Q: Sickest thing you've ever done?

A: When I was four, I accidently pissed on someone at Target (seriously).

Q: Isn't it annoying when you get retarded PMs from a certain humongous retard that no one likes?

A: Very. But it is gratifying to know that it's one annoyance which will never recur.

Q: How do you like your potatoes?

A: Frenched and fried!

Q: Would you eat a pizza (assuming you like pizza, which you probably do. C'mon! Admit it. ADMIT DAMN YOU!) if it was an unnatural shade of blue...but, you spent the last of your paycheck to buy it (also assuming that will effect your decision)?

Said By §ü®f¡ñG_p¡kÄ©Hü

Thanks. ^^

Lucky you. Working with the violently murdered/killed, making observations and looking intelligent as you narrow down the possible causes of death in a professional sounding way, is worth getting up in the morning for.

A: Yeah, especially historical murderers. Really, they're the only interesting part of history. No one actually cares about incestuous kings, religious vendettas or cold wars.

Q: Why is it that elderly widowers virtually never have an army of cats for company?

Like watching as a cold scapel runs down the insides of some poorly murdered person isn't... Then again, perhaps you'd get the happy job of packing the insides into little bags.

A: They should. Or dogs or something.

Said By Anri

Q whats the sickest thing you've heard of?

A: Sodomy by a chainsaw.

Said By JaegoLooLoo

Q: What's the most disgusting thing you've ever seen? (for those who have seen a lack of sick things...I've heard this was pretty fucking nasty "www.tubgirl.com")

A: ...Sodomy by a chainsaw.

Said By JaegoLooLoo

A: When I was four, I accidently pissed on someone at Target (seriously).

Q: Isn't it annoying when you get retarded PMs from a certain humongous retard that no one likes?

You're just full of sarcasm aren't you?

A: Very.

Said By §ü®f¡ñG_p¡kÄ©Hü

Q: Sickest thing you've ever done?

A: One time, when I was much younger, me and my dad went fishing. Well, on the bank of the water there was this dead dog and because it had been partially in the water, it was all bloated and disgusting, right? So I started prodding it with a stick until it's leg literally burst open, spewing foul... stuff everywhere. I got a little on me, but it was only on my coat, so I was ok.

Said By §ü®f¡ñG_p¡kÄ©Hü

Q: How do you like your potatoes?

A: Baked. With sour cream and butter and cheese and bacon.

Hey... if I'm going to die by potato I might as well die happily. Besides, I only have a baked potato like that once every three months.

Said By JaegoLooLoo

A: Frenched and fried!

Q: Would you eat a pizza (assuming you like pizza, which you probably do. C'mon! Admit it. ADMIT DAMN YOU!) if it was an unnatural shade of blue...but, you spent the last of your paycheck to buy it (also assuming that will effect your decision)?

You'd eat a "frenched" potato. o_0

A: I wouldn't spend the last of my paycheck on a frickin' pizza... But, for the sake of argument, I'd call up the place where I got it and get my money back. Unless it was blue food coloring, in which case I'd eat it.

Q: How do you think you would feel, today, if you were forced to murder your peers when yo

Guess I am pretty sarcastic...but I did pee on someone.

A: I'd probably feel exactly the same as I do today. I mean, who HASN'T murdered their peers? You should try it if you haven't, you sick fuck.

Q: How would you feel if your four year old peers tried to murder you right now?

He did...trust him.

A: Probably dead. Nothing does well against a bunch of four year olds with cleavers

Q: What would you do if an army of cows barged into your home and demanded that you be punished for eating beef/other farm animals?

Said By JaegoLooLoo

Guess I am pretty sarcastic...but I did pee on someone.

A: I'd probably feel exactly the same as I do today. I mean, who HASN'T murdered their peers? You should try it if you haven't, you sick fuck.

Q: How would you feel if your four year old peers tried to murder you right now?

A: "NOT THE LITTLE KIDS!!!!"

Said By ArtemisPanthar

He did...trust him.

A: Probably dead. Nothing does well against a bunch of four year olds with cleavers

Q: What would you do if an army of cows barged into your home and demanded that you be punished for eating beef/other farm animals?

He has murdered someone...?

A: I'd lie and tell them I didn't eat meat. >.>

Q: If your father hasn't come home for three weeks, would it be safe to say he's probably dead?

A: Accuse them of savagely murdering the very cud they chew AND subjecting it to the pain of being digested through a series of seven stomachs. Grass has feelings too!

A2: Depends if he lives with you. If so, there is also the possibility that he got drunk, passed out and woke up on a cruiser headed due Mexico.

Q: Why do teachers get so badly underpaid?

A: Because education isn't as important as finding a new way to pleasure humanity.

Q: When the word "pleasure" is said, do you think of something sexual?

Said By §ü®f¡ñG_p¡kÄ©Hü

Q: Why do teachers get so badly underpaid?

A: Because they're not worthy of being paid more...?

Said By JaegoLooLoo

Q: When the word "pleasure" is said, do you think of something sexual?

A: ...Yeeeah....

Q: How many times did you have to fiddle with the chest numbers on FFVII before you finally got it open? (To get the key for

A: Once, I pwned that game six times.

Q: Pwned? What the hell?

A: HARRR!!!

Q: Favorite Finaly Fantasy from the series?

A: Haven't played XI or X-2, but I can pretty much safely say VII. By far.

Q: Worst Final Fantasy? Apart from the movie. =P

A: Tch. VIII. No doubt.

Q: Biggest dissapointment game-wise, id est, a game you thought was gonna rock, but didn't so much as roll.

A: Frogger. Back in 1901 (when it was created), I was really excited about it. But when it came out, I was really disappointed with the GrafX.

Q: Why are alligators always smiling?

A: I haven't actually played that many. Probably Metroid Prime, because although it was a pretty good game, there was a point where it got SO HARD, I actually stopped playing. Plus the constant feeling of loneliness, stuck on some desolate planet with very few places of absolute security, and being faced with hostile, and annoying-to-beat creatures, left, right and center.

A2: Maybe they're privy to some highly amusing cosmic joke that no other species has yet gotten.

Q: Best game of 2003?

A: Excluding Final Fantasy XI, I'd have to say Final Fantasy Origins.

Q: Are remakes of old games worth playing?

To disagree with my brother, the best game of 2003 for me was Silent Hill 3. ^_^ But you knew I was gonna say that

A: Usually, no. Sometiems oyu get lucky

Q: Do you prefer flashy graphics, or a good hard storyline?

A: Game designers should make both. If I'm spending $50 on a game, it better have both.

Q: Why do we spend $50 on crappy games?

A: At the time... we didn't know they were crappy. Unless you bought something ghey like "Gladius". Then you not only suck at picking out games. You suck at life.

Q: Game Series with the most consistency of good games?

Said By Pancakes

A: HARRR!!!

Q: Favorite Finaly Fantasy from the series?

I'm gonna have to say FF8,i love that game.FF7.....whatever.

A: Final Fantasy. Definately....the Zelda series of course. And my favorite series*coughsilenthillcough* is good. There's many, but Final Fantasy is famous for it

Q: The moment of truth. Which do you prefer: PS2, Xbox, or Gamecube...you can only pick one!

A: PS2. Like I say. Sony owns your soul, bitch.

Q: Who the hell rated down Mr. Pika?

Don't call me a bitch, Jaego ^_^ Or I'll tell mom >=D

A: Mr. Pika was rated down? Shit, the world has come to an end! Who would do such a thing...actually, I ahve a pretty good idea

Q: Ummm*braindead* Favorite pokemon?

That wasn't targetted at you, look at my quote thingy below my avatar.

A: Beedrill.

Q: Are squirrel voices funny? ("when you're a kid and ya wanna go 'whheeee' but you ain't got drugs yet...")

EDIT: I rated him back up. It's called divine intervention. Shut up.