D< why was i asleep when all the awesome random shit was going on
in this book i have the recipe for disaster. if you want to know what it is. ask, and i shall tell you, "what is written here is the greatest threat to all man kind, the names of my friends."
in this book i have the recipe for disaster. if you want to know what it is. ask, and i shall tell you, "what is written here is the greatest threat to all man kind, the names of my friends."
Or the fact that my tiny dog just looked up at me as if to say, "Did you use protection.?" and it doesnt help that her hair is all messing from playing xDDDDD
my randomness:
1.created an amazing game in the hallway which combines tag with assassins creed.
2.did an amazing assassins creed parkour killing spree in real life.
3. substituted as fairygodmother for play reharsels (cinderella I am actually playing the king)
4.girl kept stabing me with her hand and wrote the word "penis" on my arm (I know weird right?)
5.wrote my own fairytale involving a penguin that fell in love with a unicycling bear from russia. (based on my life. lol.)
(here is my fairytale, it is pretty random and I might not remember the whole thing so stay with me here)
once upon a time there was a beautiful penguin named Rodriguez. he was in love with a unicycling bear from russia, but the bear was a princess so he would never get to marry her. the little resourceful penguin devised a plan. first he stole a chicken, then he cooked it. after that he stole some milk, with which he proceeded to drink. when the chicken was done he then ate it. once his meal was complete he went to the unicycling bear and said "would you marry me?" of which the bear replied "no" and ate him, for the bear had smelled the chicken and had become quite hungry.
the moral of this story is that Russian girls will always say no to you.
I love writing nonsensical stories like that, and this one was actually inspired by my life, because there is this Russian girl I love but she always turns me down, so I read this to her and she was like "well you never know, my answer may change" I was so happy.
My best Friend (For 4/5 years) puts up a picture on Facebook.
The picture is of a drawing of names.
She wrote in red letters " I Lov U Guys."
Most of her friends are up there, and I noticed that mine was pretty small compared to the one of her friends from the pervious school year.
So I comment: " My name is smal D:"
She comments: "I did that on purpose. ;P"
My friend and I have been on a rocky relationship as of late, and her comment hurt me.
So I put: " Wow. . . *pissed* Then I would have rather you not put my name at all. :P "
She writes: "Just be grateful that I put your name at all -.- "
I write: " If I have to be grateful over such a small name then I rather my name not be up there. White it Out, if I have to be grateful that Im one of your "loved friends." "