Funny sayings.

ok I was just thinking of some funny sayings and was wondering if anyone knew any. here is one to get us started and to give an example for people who don't know what I am talking about. "before you make fun of someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you make fun of them you will be a mile away and have their shoes."

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

No im not racist, but i think its pretty fun, LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES

1. "That's not right"............... Sum Ting Wong

2. "Are you harboring a fugitive?".. Hu Yu Hai Ding

3. "See me ASAP".................... Kum Hia Nao

4. "There goes Stupid Man".......... Dum Dum Wa King

5. "Small Horse".................... Tai Ni Po Ni

6. "Did you go to the beach?"....... Wai Yu So Tan

7. "I bumped into a coffee table"... Ai Bang Mai Ni

8. "I think you need a face lift"... Chin Tu Fat

9. "It's very dark in here"......... Wao So Dim

10. "I thought you were on a diet".. Wai Yu Mun Ching

11. "This is a tow away zone"....... No Pah King

12. "Our meeting is next week"...... Wai Yu Kum Nao

13. "Staying out of sight!"......... Lei Ying Lo

14. "He's cleaning his automobile".. Wa Shing Ka

15. "Your body odor is offensive"... Yu Stin Ki Pu

16. "Great"......................... Su Pah

hahah that is really funny

(this only works if your a female) Im a bitch, just not yours ;D

(if you are called a bitch) if i was a bitch ii would be in the kitchen

(if you are called gay) oh really thats not what your mom said

(if someone calls you dum) and your childish

(if someone calls you fat) if im fat then your a whale

(if your called colored by a white person srry only black people) um when im orn im black when im cold im black when im sick im black and when i die im black. when your born you pink when your cold your blue when your sick your green and when you die your purple. DONT DARE CALL ME COLORED

(if your called a nigga) so i get the girls, cars, money and basketball star thxz....oh yeah and look at da president.

white girls are prettier, sorry.

Thats true. . . .

But Im half BLACK! MUAHAHAHAHA That makes me DAMN SEXY!!!! xDD

Life is a journey, Time is a river, and the door is ajar.

"This is so simple a five year old child can understand it. Send for a five year old child."

Riding in the car with my Dad

Me: *ACHOOO*
Dad: . . . .
Me: "Bless. . . . me? OMFG I just BLESSED MYSELF."
Dad: *Snicker*
Me: *Glare* "You HEARTLESS Bastard!"
Dad: "Im not the person who just blessed themselves moron."

( This is completely true-life experience. =_= It was aweful )