Anyone hear about O.J.'s new project? He's writing a book on how he would have killed his wife, if he were to do it. I'm not kidding......seriously. I think that this is a good thing. It just goes to show what people will buy in this country.
I laughed when I heard about it. Fucking awesome. Imagine the thesis:
"As you all know, it was never proven in the court of law that I killed my wife. But if I had, let me tell you..."
Edit: Can we give this thread a title?
Edited at Sat Nov 18, 2006 12:12:29 AM
Michael: Jodie, how's my schedule look for today? Jodie: You've got a conference and dinner party at the Japanese Embassy regarding wildlife protection. Michael: Oh, yeah...sorry, but I'll have to cancel that. I'm heading out to save America!
Or, better yet "I killed her, but I was pressed for time. Given more time and freedom I would have used variety..."
Michael: Jodie, how's my schedule look for today? Jodie: You've got a conference and dinner party at the Japanese Embassy regarding wildlife protection. Michael: Oh, yeah...sorry, but I'll have to cancel that. I'm heading out to save America!