Jack Bauer vs. Chuck Norris

Who would win?

JACK BAUER!

1)Don't even ask what Jack Bauer would do for a Klondike bar...
2)Jack Bauer once got a taped confession from a mute.
3)Jack Bauer Knows Exactly how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
4)When someone sneezes, it is only polite to say, "Jack Bauer bless you".
5)Jack Bauer's resume simply reads, "Jack Bauer".
6)If everyone at CTU listened to Jack Bauer, it wouldn't be 24...it would be 12.
7)Jack Bauer gets McDonalds breakfest at 10:30am.
8)Jack Bauer found Waldo and killed him.
9)The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.
10)Only Jack Bauer can fly a plane from the luggage compartment.
11)Jack Bauer is the only human in the world with the ability to make Chloe O'Brien drop the personality disorder and patch him through.
12)Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.
13)Jack Bauers calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.
14)ack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
15)When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer fucking hates lemonade.
16)Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
17)It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was Jack Bauer's milk. Oh you are so screwed.
18)Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
19)Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.
20)If Rosa Parks was in Jack Bauer's seat, she'd move to the back of the bus.
21)Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
22)In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the fuck have you done with your life?
23)Jack Bauer arm once wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.
24)Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.

Laurence Tureaud kicks both of their asses.

Laurence Tureaud is not a choice tho. Jack or Chuck?

They both suck.

Bauer would lose because he screams all the time.

Said By ZSupra1221

Laurence Tureaud is not a choice tho. Jack or Chuck?

Did you look up who Laurence Tureaud is? If you did you would know that he would win.

Jack Bauer. No more needs to be said.

Chuck Norris easily. I mean He did walker texas ranger and he fricking almost owned bruce Lee in Return of the Dragon

ima have to say Jack just b/c hes like a feild opt and he uses guns :-P chuck would come up to kick jack and then jack would just shoot him. end of story.

This was also done in India Jones.

Yeah but Chuck Norris would do some wicked round house kicks to knock the gun out of Jack Bauer's hand then then do some badass flips like he is on crack. Chuck Norris is just too badass.

Guns don\'t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

haha seriouslly a roundhouse kick isn't as fast as the pull of a trigger

i mean seriouslly cmon'

theres no way that som1 can do a round house kick before anyone could pull a triger thats aimed towards you

it's just not humanilly possible

I can't believe this topic is still active.

Said By Meeez.

haha seriouslly a roundhouse kick isn't as fast as the pull of a trigger

i mean seriouslly cmon'

theres no way that som1 can do a round house kick before anyone could pull a triger thats aimed towards you

it's just not humanilly possible

Bulletproof Monk? The Matrix?