The Smoking GunJoined: February 21, 2007Status: OfflinePosts: 22Rep:
Aparently I can't post in the comedy forum so this one goes here! Really cute one! Fri Mar 9, 2007 1:51:42 PM#35397Perm Link
This girl comes home from school and exclaims....Mommy....Mommy, today in school we were learning the Alphabet and the other kids could only recite to the letter g and I was able to recite the whole Alphabet, is it because I am blonde Mommy?
Mother replies: Yes sweetie it's because you are blonde!
The next day the girl comes home from school all excited..Mommy ...Mommy, today were were learning numbers and the other kids could only count to twenty but i could count to a hundred....is it because I'm blonde mommy?
Mother replies: Yes sweetie it's because you are blonde!
The next day the girl comes home from school.....Mommy ...Mommy today we had gym and after class in the shower I saw that all the other girls were flat, and I have these (she lifts her top to show her ample breasts) is it because I'm blonde Mommy?
The mother replies: No sweetie it's not because you are blonde, it's because you are nineteen years old!