Funny Convos

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Funny Convos

Thu Feb 12, 2004 7:37:49 PM #5643 Perm Link

hey...i came across this link and i think it just has to be one of the funniest things i've ever read.

http://www.tech-forums.net/computer/topic/4839.html

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Thu Feb 12, 2004 9:00:02 PM #5649 Perm Link

WTF?!?! IS THIS CRAP!!?!?

Im Mechant Gurl's Mechant Guy ehehheeh

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Thu Feb 12, 2004 9:01:12 PM #5651 Perm Link

ceen it.

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Re: Funny Convos

Thu Feb 12, 2004 10:57:16 PM #5670 Perm Link

In response to Drifter #5643

Heh, pretty funny stuff.

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Fri Feb 13, 2004 12:50:20 AM #5675 Perm Link

Quote
J-dogg: Hey Kate, I saw you on the hs chatroom
J-dogg: Your pretty funny
DirtyKate: I don't remember you.. but thanx
J-dogg: Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate: K, but don't tell anybody
DirtyKate: Who are you?
J-dogg: I graduated two years ago. I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot. Right now I'm going to Auburn
J-dogg: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my new Sebring
DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
J-dogg: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
J-dogg: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
J-dogg: Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
J-dogg: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
DirtyKate: Jdogg, I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
J-dogg: You can't hurry good pizza.
J-dogg: I'm on my way now though
DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
J-dogg: How did you know?
J-dogg: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
J-dogg: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate: ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
J-dogg: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
<b>J-dogg: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....</b>
DirtyKate: What the fuck?
DirtyKate: You perverted piece of shit
DirtyKate: Fuck

LOL. Pure Gold.

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Fri Feb 13, 2004 1:39:43 AM #5678 Perm Link

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I'll never order pizza aga--HEY! Domino's coupons!

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Fri Feb 13, 2004 12:52:32 PM #5687 Perm Link

ROFL.
Thats so gross. But its so funny. I think people that do cybersex deserve that weird shit.

,___,
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Fri Feb 13, 2004 3:54:54 PM #5691 Perm Link

nice lol . . . .heh it does make me leary about ordering pizza again

People with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest.

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Fri Feb 13, 2004 4:36:59 PM #5699 Perm Link

In response to Sinistra #5687

Don't rag on mah people, dawg.

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Fri Feb 13, 2004 7:01:38 PM #5714 Perm Link

Man, that shit is funny as hell. Especially when he talks to that Britney one again.. and he says "Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat." and she finds out it's him again... lmfao.. thanks Drifter...

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Sat Feb 14, 2004 12:26:20 AM #5733 Perm Link

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yea thats one of my fav ones along with the rhino convo..."Rhinos dont wear shirts, they fucking charge up your ass" ahh i love it!!

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Wed Feb 18, 2004 1:02:13 AM #5946 Perm Link

hey here's a similar link but the last 3 convos are different and very funny.

http://nerve.fugacious.net/drf/archives/cybersexchatroll.htm

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Wed Feb 18, 2004 10:35:56 AM #5950 Perm Link

In response to Drifter #5946

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA! HAH! HAHAHAHAA!!............HAHAHAHHHHAAAAAAAHAHAHAAA!!

Oh my God! The third to last one with bloodninja is fucking hilarious!

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Wed Feb 18, 2004 10:49:56 AM #5951 Perm Link

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Said By Last conversation
Wellhung : I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out
nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.
Sweetheart: What's the matter?
Wellhung : I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.

That was prety freakin' funny, too Huge Grin

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Wed Feb 18, 2004 2:16:13 PM #5964 Perm Link

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Said By JaegoLooLoo
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA! HAH! HAHAHAHAA!!............HAHAHAHHHHAAAAAAAHAHAHAAA!!

Oh my God! The third to last one with bloodninja is fucking hilarious!

Ditto. My god, that was funny. HARRRRR!!

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Wed Feb 18, 2004 4:53:58 PM #5973 Perm Link

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I don't know if you're patronizing me or not, but it was still funny.

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Wed Feb 18, 2004 5:58:54 PM #5980 Perm Link

In response to JaegoLooLoo #5973

I don't patronise subliminally. Otherwise people get paranoid and disrupt social balance as we know it.

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Wed Feb 18, 2004 7:38:58 PM #5984 Perm Link

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You mean it isn't disrupted?

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Wed Feb 18, 2004 7:57:44 PM #5987 Perm Link

In response to JaegoLooLoo #5984

Nope, 'cos I'm a perfectionist. I wish to <i>destroy</i> social balance as we know it.
[Cue overly long, evil, manic laughter]

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Wed Feb 18, 2004 8:39:36 PM #5990 Perm Link

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I know how you feel. Unfortunately, to destroy social balance, you'll need a 'Sword of Social Balance Destruction +1'. And that's an ultra-rare item dropped by "Socialist", and we all know he only spawns 1-4 times a week. Sad

I am sad.

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Thu Feb 19, 2004 12:39:19 AM #5996 Perm Link

i thought this part was really funny....

bloodninja: Just send it through here.
sweet17 : alright *PIC*
sweet17 : Did you get it?
bloodninja: Hold on. I'm looking.
sweet17 : That was me back in may
sweet17 : I've lost weight since then.
bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17 : what?!?

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Sat Feb 21, 2004 3:03:46 PM #6148 Perm Link

lol thats great

People with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest.

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Sat Feb 21, 2004 3:08:47 PM #6149 Perm Link

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Said By JaegoLooLoo
I know how you feel. Unfortunately, to destroy social balance, you'll need a 'Sword of Social Balance Destruction +1'. And that's an ultra-rare item dropped by "Socialist", and we all know he only spawns 1-4 times a week. I am sad.

If you have the feat 'Craft Greater Ultra Uber Special Magic Items' and $1500000 and 152034 exp to waste, you can just make one.

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Sat Feb 21, 2004 6:04:29 PM #6159 Perm Link

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Well that's true, but you need 150 crafting skill and you have to be 1337 in your crafting guild. Of course, you can just skip all the hard work and buy an uber character on Ebay.

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Sun Feb 22, 2004 3:21:09 PM #6193 Perm Link

In response to JaegoLooLoo #6159

no.that'sghey.

kthxbye.