Take The Green Pledge!

This is the GREENer Pledge courtesy of Steven Milloy (JunkScience.com):

Taking the GREEN pledge!
I’m joining JunkScience.com making our world GREENer!
I will (check items that apply):

[ ] Increase personal use of ethanol derived from grape biomass and various grains and cereals
[ ] Use more solar energy by taking longer beach vacations
[ ] Only work Saturday and Sunday, making all other days weekend to reduce driving
[ ] Open canned sodas slower to reduce rate of CO2 emissions
[ ] Gain weight - fat people are composed of more carbon than skinny people, thus keeping more carbon out of the environment
[ ] Reduce CO2-emissions by doing as little exercise as possible
[ ] Reduce global methane emissions by eating more farm animals
[ ] Avoid spicy foods to reduce personal emissions
[ ] Campaign to sequester Congress and the U.N.
[ ] Recycle environmentalists into biofuels
[ ] Lobby Congress to fund flying carpet research to replace jet travel
[ ] Help promote greater fuel efficiency by lobbying Congress to repeal the Law of Gravity

Will YOU take the pledge?

Hmmm.. No. I like my truck.

wow what a big pleadge

nahh ill pass

[ ] Help promote greater fuel efficiency by lobbying Congress to repeal the Law of Gravity
hellz yeah!

why dont we all tell eachother what we drive and how many mPg we get

Pontiac Sunfire

w/ cold air intake throttle body spacer header cat back exhaust and a tip

28 MPG .

POS Saturn SL2 that gets about 25MPG.

hahaha wtf hahahaha well I couldnt avoid spicy foods not in my country hahaha and I dont think theyve got anythin to do at all with personal emissions XDDD

for me they do!

my sister works for the conservation corps soo i'm all with the greener earth campain thing and recycling and stuff

Ford Explorer Sport Trac, 15-17 MPG

your wallet must be hurtin

Yeah, just a bit.

This pledge is a joke right?
Lolz, it is a hilarious, but is this a SERIOUS pledge? or just Ex using his hilarious skills at being hilarious?

Lolz, recycle envionmentalists for Biofuel
ROFL

Yes
i am bashing Teh environmentalists of teh d00mzorz.
Global warming would happen naturally anyway.
BTW
I didnt make it

I will press congress to reinstate slavery so I can force minorities to carry me everywhere I want to go.