famous,Inspirational,and funny sayings

"Sacred cows make the best hamburgers."

— Mark Twain

Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next success.

~Backstaber's Dad last night.

"Silence is golden but duck tape is silver."

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure.

~ Rasenkai's Mom last night

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There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure.

~ Rasenkai's Mom last night

Hey fuck you man what did ii ever do to you

Anyway

"A kid asked his teacher what sex was. the teacher said "Oh your married too?"

Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.
Bill Gates,

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

— John Milton

Victorious warriors win first then go to war while defeated wawrriors go to war then win- Can't Remember

Truth is all a lie.

The Hobbits are just rustic English people, made small in size because it reflects the generally small reach of their imagination.
J. R. R. Tolkien
British scholar & fantasy novelist (1892 - 1973)

"Too many people expect wonders from democracy, when the most wonderful thing of all is just having it."

— Walter Winchell

"It's simply a matter of doing what you do best and not worrying about what the other fellow is going to do."

-John R. Amos

"It’s a good idea for diplomats to keep their word in small matters. It makes the later complete betrayals more of a surprise."

— John Barnes

Wisdom comes with age. Death comes with age. Therefore, wisdom is dangerous.
--Me

"If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the same race, creed and color, we would find some other causes for prejudice by noon."

— George Aiken

1- I agree with that point.
2- "The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese"
---Kumori

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part.
Aimee Mullins

XD ROFLMAO thats so messed up xD

"There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that." (Lewis Grizzard)
This is what some people need to learn.

Duh just people have depraved imaginations and immediately think of things that are dirty.

"I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter."(Orriginaly said to garra uchiha)
"This land is your land. This land is my land. So stay on your land. "
"I'm not cynical. I'm just experienced. "
"If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong. "

---Kumori

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. "
"A mind is a terrible thing to waste; I'm glad they didn't waste one on you"
"You have no idea how acutely depressing it is to realize we're from the same species. "
---Unknown

LOL Nice.

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Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.
Kurt Cobain

So true

“I'm so happy because today I found my friends- they're in my head”
Kurt Cobain

"If god gives you lemons you find a new god."Rocket edition drink corp.

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
Edgar Allan Poe

Kills Myself

Drugs are a waste of time. They destroy your memory and your self-respect and everything that goes along with with your self esteem.
Kurt Cobain