du u tink dat sex iz gud @ 3?

wel wen i wuz 3 i met dis rily cut gy adn we wuz gon ot 4 a wile adn he wuz liek, yo baybe liek i wana hav teh sex wit u an i wuz lik ok cuz i rily lieked him an i tot i wuz matre enuf.newayz i got pregnint an mai bayb had olny 1 arm!!!!!!1 i wuz liek omgroflez!! cuz u c aftr i got pregnint i got adicktd 2 crack cuz it mad me fell gud an mai boifrend sed it wuz gud 4 me.an i duno y i truted him cuz liek he tol me dat i cudnt get pregnint if we did ti standin up but sinc im a stupd ho i wuz lik ok and den we had liek a gagbang.it wuz soooooooo gay cuz liek tey wuz al liek omg i dont no ho 2 do dis an i wuz liek omg u r so imatre!!!!!!1 so newayz we did da gangbag adn den i had qudtruplezz or wuteva da doctr sed.so newayz mai questin is du u tink dat iv ur undre 8 u shud hav teh sex? cuz i men liek evn thouh i liv on teh stret an mai parints hat me (cuz dai r fagz) an mai boifrnd lef me an mai kids got put up 4 adopin. i til tink dat iz ok, btu i kinda dont. wut du u tink?

Hahaha, man, I wish I had the tenacity to sit and figure out what you said.....thaknfully, the dumb fucks who actually talk like that have the courtesy(rolls eyes) to make short sentences.

Heh, it took a while, but I think I got my point across. That is, if you have the will to read it.

lmao, sadly enough, somewhere in the world its probably true . .

I get the gist of it. I read the first sentence, and saw the words "gay" and "adoption" in their. And then theirs the 8 or so retarded sex threads, and us mocking them.

It's nay'nay's life story, babe.

Woop, my bad.

I don't think you've ever been this incoherent. To think peopelreally talk like this...and to tihnk you can actually figure out what they're trying to say.

I told you about that girl who shut down her livejournal because she was bombarded with several thousand hateful comments because somewthingawful put her journal up as the "Awful Link of the Day" due to her poor grammar and 1337 speak, right?

yes...yes you did

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! That's fucking boss!

And that site, somethingawful is bad ass!

It was awesome, I was so happy when that happend

That almost made my day when I saw it...the thing is, The Offspring made my day, but if they weren't in town and didn't go on tour anywhere in this state...THAT would have made my fucking day! I'm still laughing...