Riddle me this

Lets make our own riddles and see if people can figure them out (if you use a riddle you didn't make up, you should type who made it)

Jim Carey = Best riddler ever.

Here's a riddle that almost no one got right 50 years ago:
A man and his son were in a car accident. The man died on the way to the hospital, but the boy was rushed into surgery. Upon viewing the boy, the surgeon says “I can't operate, for that's my son!” How is this possible?

the surgeon was his mother. ( I agree with that but he was made to look like a jocker wannabe in that movie so Im half and half.

heres a riddle:

I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

What is broken every time it's spoken?

silence
now answer mine

GRANDPA!!!!???
Sorry that is my best guess.

no wronge good guess though i was close

IT's A PIMPLE!?

FUNNY but not as close as grandpa just don't think to hard about it and youll get it.

Oh jeez this is my TRUMP CARD.
No?

Correct becouse the question is can you guess the riddle and its so Impossably hard that no is the answer. good job Tako

Here are some fun riddles that are shure to get your minds fiddled

Riddle #1: Never ahead, ever behind, yet flying swiftly past; for a child, I last forever; for an adult, I`m gone too fast. What am I?

Riddle #2:
I dance and breathe and can even deceive. I am not alive, yet watch how I thrive. Do not come too near or I will eat you my dear. What am I?

Riddle #3:
There is a low railroad bridge in your town. One day you see a large truck stopped just before the underpass. When you ask what has happened, the driver tells you that his truck is one inch higher than the indicated height of the opening. This is the only road to his destination. What can he do to get through the underpass the easiest way?

YESSS!!!! YESSS!!!!!!
This time not in the words of my bison.
Grandpa gimme some love juice!

OK answer the next three!!!!!!

Riddle number 1.A seagull?

Riddle number 2.A Parasite.(Scientifically correct)

Riddle number 3.Hmm,theoretically,take the tracks off?

thats a triple no

WAIT HOW IS IT!!!!????
Ohh jeez.
Can you at least give some some clues?
That would really help!

the riddle is the clue. thats how they work

ARRRRGGGGG!!!!
(okay,tako just keep ur cool)
Riddle number two is..........you?

technicly no but if that is a discription of me LOL ( im not alive)

I don't get it,but okay.
Hmm riddle number three is,OHEMGEEE IT'S A TRUCK ON A RAILROAD TRACK!!!!!

thats what the riddle says but it asks how it gets off of it Tako. (said in slow light manatone)

Get out of the truck!?
I dunno.
I give up on the third one!!!!
Sorry!

Okay going back to the second one.
A penis?
(smacks head knowing that its the wrong answer)

he has to drive the truck through the underpass think how do you lower a vehicle with inflatable wheels a huge back and two mirrors on the side.

C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!!!!!!
You should have seen my face while I was reading that.