So I went to the Sanrio Surprise in the mall and asked the clerk if they had Hello Kitty chop sticks and she showed me to a bunch of chap sticks.
"No. Ha ha... No, I mean CHOP sticks."
"Chop sticks?" And she shows me the chap sticks again and looks at me like I'm the one who can't speak English.
"No. CHOP sticks. The kind you eat with."
"Ehhh... We have stlawbelly and olange flavad..."
Oh. My. God.
Turned out that they had chop sticks, but not Hello Kitty chop sticks so I didn't buy anything.