Alexie Di Onie advice Colum

Why would I be jealous over someone I'd never meet when my boyfriend is much, much closer, and fuckable.

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Hmm...good point. But I stick to the belief that you're jealous. I have dignity to keep, you know.

Of course. You have to stroke your own ego since Anri's not around at the moment to do it for you.

Ehe... I'm not jealous, oh no....

HA! Anri stroke my ego? Quite the contrary my dear Tweak. You obviously don't know her very well.

Considering I never met her nor ever spoken with her, no I don't know her very well.

I LOVE YOU ALL!

Well, actually I love confusing, apparent emotional outbursts. And this seemed like the right point in a thread for one.

Another good point. I'll stop talking now.

I KNEW IT! Let's get married and have hybrid children via genetic engineering!

In an Aristotelean philic way... of course. Yes. >_>

Well, since I don't know what Aristotle taught, I'll just pretend like I understand and slowly back away...

Wow the stupidity in this thread is breath taking.Get lives and act like normal people you retard fucks.

I love you, too. LICK ME!

Did the thought ever occur to you that this was some sort of "in" joke, and you are obviously "out"?

Oh, and never do random trolling unless you intend to use proper grammar and spelling. Having a valid point also helps, as well as understanding that "normal" is based solely on perception.

*Unzips pants and…* oh crap! It’s all over the comp. Shit, now people are coming home crap! No, not again, I shall not be caught again. *Tries cleaning it up, then calls dog* Lick it up! *turns off computer and goes to the bathroo

That was entertainingly disgusting. I liked it

thanks, I couldn't help it, I had to do it.

ack . . . . . . I didn't need to here that . . . . .but thanks for sharing . . . . not really though . . .

Great my Ask Alexie Post has been completely butchered, watever im still here to give advice and you all can still wack it over your cpus on this topic if you want i just want there to be actual isseus as well.

Okay, like. I'm a stereotypical, Beverly Hills, high class, 15 year-old adolescent, like. And like, my <i>mother</i> like refuses to get me a Porsche which soooo matches my debonair attire, like. I tried slapping some sense into the woman, but she overpowered me, due to the fact I have the build of a ten year old girl, like. So like, what do I do?

Pick a weapon.

It'll be a sad day in existence when someone seriously asks for Alexie's advice.

For someone who can't even spell the word "what", you sure think alot of people would jump at the chance at getting your advice.

I would, now heres a topic okay everywhere I walk this black figure seems to follow me but it disappears at night, it must not be human because it follows me laying flat on the ground and seems to mimic mean, so what is this thing following me and why is it.

It's an agent from the Underworld. It watches all humans as it plots our destruction. It's simply a matter of years until they unleash their attack upon us. They gather information by following us around. Yours is named Bob. Try and make friends with him so when they take over he may take pity on you and make your death quick and painless

I know... it's a shadow. When light hits your body, it gets absorbed and it doesn't pass through, causing an absense of light... a shadow.

Well....if you have to be logical about it

o come on now that was a little harsh. And i know how to say wat i just dont want to. and im pretty good at giving advice so plz dont give me any bullshit. Plz dont fill it up with useless babble about me saying wat thank you.

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And i know how to say wat i just dont want to.

Way to prove your spelling abilities! *thumbs up*

As I mentioned over AIM, if you can't even exert the energy to hit one extra key, then one could argue that your advice wouldn't be the best.

OK Mr. you wanna give advice then give me some advice

It seems that some nights I wake to the feeling of wet sticky stuff and when I turn on the light, I doscover its blood! I don't know where it came from, but the strange thing is I like the taste, I know its wrong but I like. Can you help me break this habit?