Anyone else bored

*troutslaps hotanimeboyzluvr*

Now I feel stupid because I have to ask, but. What is a trout slap?

D:!

A trout slap is when you get slapped with a wet, smelly trout!

O wow. God I feel like a big idiot.

Dont feel like that, i didnt know what it was either haha

If anyone is an idiot, it's me. I thought today was the date of the provincial election, only to find out that it was Monday.

Not like it mattered though, as the stupid Progressive Conservatives (who are more progressive than conservative) won their twelfth straight mandate with 63 of the 85 seats in the province. I guess not enough people were sick and tired of a government that keeps breaking their promises and ignores the electorate.

Why do people say things are dope or beast when they could just say cool? it's stupid. Dope is drugs and nothing is cool about dope. A beast is a beast. whats cool about them. I mean besides the fact that they are furry and violent. Most of them anyway. What do you think?

It's the Simpsons - they've influenced way too much IMHO...

Yes, yes. I agree. DARN YOU SIMPSONS!!! Heehees

I dont say dope but I do say beast. I only use it for something that I think is really cool tho. I also say it because of Leomon from digimon and I think hes beast

Leomon was a good Digimon as long as he didn't have one of the black gears in him.

Either way he was still cool

True.

I am enduring a bad case of the runs right now. If it isn't over by 4, I'll be forced to call in sick for my 5-10 shift today.

I cry crocidile tears for you. And I mean that in a nice sympathetic way.

Thanks, it went away by 1 PM, so I was able to work that shift.

Do you know that you can poop so much you start pooping water D:

Ewww! Gross!!! Lmao!! I didnt know that. How did you?

I knew that, Jax!

Change of topic, I got to endure another apartment showing at 1:30 PM today! I can't wait until a sale goes through, cause then I won't have to put up with people interrupting my daily life! :@

Im training to be a doctor duh! I hope someone does Eagle, i would hate that D:

Me too. That's why I lock myself in my room everyday after hell and hide

A doctor Jax? That's excellent, nice career choice.

I chose computers and as a result, I'm stuck in a low-paying part-time job that barely pays my bills (doesn't help I have a loan that won't be paid off til the end of July either)! I could have studied programming, but because I can't understand Algebra (though I don't why math is related to programming), I couldn't become one.

Yeah, I want to be a doctor or a writer for games

I don't know why I feel like I can say this to people I barely know but I feel like I can: I'm gay

Dude, that's bomb!! You are now my second favorite person whom i've never met . I love gay people!!

You really think a gay movie star, who actually gets payed extra to act straight in screen is awsome, I have done one movie where I was actually a gay character, and then I was one of the bad ass gay person who you don't now there gay until they tell you.

Gay moive stars are the best. You should like announce it to the world. But I understand why you should be reluctant to do that. All those damn homophobics deserve to burn.

Man, I'm gonna let you in on a secret that if you spread, the guy who it's about won't have the chance to shoot you okay. You promise

I cross my heart hope to die stick a needle in my eye. I'll never tell as long as I live.

Eminem, is actually gay, he just acts homophobic in his songs to make sure people don't know, after he broke up with Kim (again) he became gay.