I actually enjoyed the ham we had more than the turkey. I was all for the monstrosities my family is used to me making though. This time: white meat turkey, with mashed potatos on top, with ham on top, with mashed potatos on top, with corn on top, with gravy on top. Corn-Gravy Mountain. We also had 3 different kinds of apple pie.
Michael: Jodie, how's my schedule look for today? Jodie: You've got a conference and dinner party at the Japanese Embassy regarding wildlife protection. Michael: Oh, yeah...sorry, but I'll have to cancel that. I'm heading out to save America!