TornadoRetro GradeJoined: August 16, 2003Status: OfflinePosts: 2958Rep:
The Chinese Mastery of The English Language is certain! Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:56:28 PM#16989Perm Link
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I almost died.
Also:
You know you live in '06 when:
1.) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) you haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don’t have msn/xanga/myspace.
4.) you’d rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.
6.) your evening activity is the computer.
7.) you read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
8.) as you read this list, you think about how stupid you are to read this.
9.) and… you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) you actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
11.) & now you’re laughing at your stupidity.
Michael: Jodie, how's my schedule look for today? Jodie: You've got a conference and dinner party at the Japanese Embassy regarding wildlife protection. Michael: Oh, yeah...sorry, but I'll have to cancel that. I'm heading out to save America!
That was great. I was laughing so hard my mother got curious and I had to read it to her.
Of course when you're reading out loud it's pretty hard to miss the absent fifth example....