Funny Anti-"Juggalo" Article

taken from http://www.somethingawful.com. Since there's so many posts by these "Juggalo" schmucks i felt it was appropriate...

"With nine stunningly shameful studio albums under their belt, I believe that it is safe to crown Insane Clown Posse as the all-time reigning champions of crap.
I wonder if they REALLY know how they look.
To criticize their albums for being sophomoric, socially retarded, musically catastrophic and generally disgusting would be missing the point, as their albums are obviously meant to be all those things. Yet somehow, knowing this doesn’t make it any easier to accept the existence of these moronic trolls, or their legions of moronic troll fans who would buy and greedily chug a jar of cat urine as long as it had the official ICP logo on it. Being a Juggalo, as ICP fans are called, is sort of like the opposite of being in MENSA; only the absolute stupidest of the stupid have any hope of making the ranks. Juggalos are barely even human; they're creatures who have thrown away every shred of dignity in order to worship the shittiest band on the face of the earth. They have the devotion of Deadheads, but their fashion sense is significantly more hideous. They wear makeup that makes them look like overworked gothic clowns, and their mode of human interaction usually involves hanging out at suburban malls and doing rebellious things like throwing french fries at old ladies and complaining that their Orange Juliuses are too cold. They're a bit like a gang, except harmless and direly uncool. On that note, I don’t normally encourage fans of the bands I make fun of to send me e-mail, but I would heartily, heartily encourage any ICP fans to e-mail me and defend their taste. Judging from this site’s history, it’s sure to end in tears of laught

w00t! Yay! Right on! Juggalos smell!

Said By somethingawful.com front page

Thank God for that cleverly-placed lens flare! Otherwise, we'd have to be subjected to the same sort of horrible rendering of some sloppy, misshapen, dripping vagina that haunts my nightmares from every other furry site in the world. Finally, the waiting is over and we can say that we live in an day and age where not just anyone can get access to shitty art depicting humanoid raccoons sucking each other off for free. At last, people have to pay a monthly rate for it! Either that, or go to any of the million of other disgusting furry sites out there. You know, so there are options.

I love this guy's sarcasm.

ceen it.

Little bitch, you have no idea what the fuck your talking about of course this shit makes no sense, but what you don't understand bitch is all you shit talking mothafackos are doing is making us stronger, 2004 is the year of the juggalos this November you'll will bare witness to the power of the DARK CARNIVAL!! Wicked Clowns will never die and niether will the Juggalos...JUGGALOS 4 Life!

What exactly is going to happen this November? You keep talking about it, but as usual, you're not making any sense.

Said By THE WRAITH!!!

2004 is the year of the juggalos

Since when were Juggalos added to the Zodiac?!