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Zombies are, or at one time were, human beings and therefore should be afforded equal protection under the law. According to the Equal Protection Clause in the Fourteenth Amendment, zombies are protected to exist in a state deemed as "life", so far as the undead, therefore must be in negation of death. Thereby, the zombie minority is protected by such landmark decisions as Brown v. Board of Education, which allowed undead children to attend public schools.