Test Fart

When were you embarrassed by the difference between your test fart and your master broiler?

I don't tend to fart in public. If I do, it's around friends, and I don't get embarrassed. Haha.

Just do a SBD, that'll teach them.

Not big on attacks in elevators, are you?

Hopefully it is a crowded elevator.

Stay away from beans, brussel sprouts, and whole milk, and carry along some cute lil fragrance from Bath and Body Works, and you'll have all of your bases covered haha
I'm too girly...I couldn't even do a test fart around anyone!

Try having a mom that is agat, all gas all the time. No matter what she eats, no matter who she is around. The woman could fuel a natural gas tank if we were to find a way to make human gas a fuel. She's gross most of the tims, but I love her anyways, lmao.

I get like that if I accidentally comsume milk.

So, here's a tangential question. Other than your buddies is there anyone you have no problem letting go around? Your significant other?

You know what's weird is I fart but I try to leave the room when my hubby is around. I guess because the one time I didn't leave the room he told everyone and made such a big deal about me farting.