Happy Turkey Day

Kinda self-explanatory =P

lol! Very funny! It's "Happy Thanksgiving day"

O_O to Phil...

yeah, happy turkey day! I wonder if people will actually show up today

Happy Turkey Day!

I live for stuffing and cranberry sauce.

oh god, and the leftover turkey sandiwches weeks after turkey day... sooo good

I'm pretty stuffed. Now to play Halo 2.

I didn't eat as much turkey as I would have hoped, only like, 2 servings...but I had plenty of stuffing.

Things you can say without being slapped on thanks giving:

"Whew, that`s one terrific spread!"
"I`m in the mood for a little dark meat."
"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
"Talk about a huge breast!"
"It`s Cool Whip time!"
"If I don`t undo my pants, I`ll burst!"
"Are you ready for seconds yet?"
"Are you going to come again next time?"
"It`s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
"Just wait your turn, you`ll get some!"
"Don`t play with your meat."
"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
"Do you think you`ll be able to handle all these people at once?"
"I didn`t expect everyone to come at once!"
"You still have a little bit on your chin."
"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
"How long will it take after you stick it in?"
"You`ll know it`s ready when it pops up."
"Wow, I didn`t think I could handle all of that!"
"How many are coming?"
"That`s the biggest one I`ve ever seen!"
"Just lay back & take it easy...I`ll do the rest."
"How long do I beat it before it`s ready?"
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!! =P

Hehe, very funny . I love bathroom humor.

rofl, thats awesome. i didnt eat tooo much but i did just have a freaking awesome turkey sammich. sooo good

The best part of my Thnx-gvng day was the food. The parents were okay, my aunt pissed me off, and my grandparents were cool. Friday was my sister's birthday...that sucked. We went to see that Neverland movie, which was pretty good considering that I never really liked peter pan movies...although it was more about the guy who created peter pan than the actual peter pan story, but anyways we went to see that and I got one of those movie pickles that you just have to be in the mood for, and I was, so I took not even 3 bites and tasting it I knew something was wrong. It tasted like grapes...pickles shouldn't taste like grapes!! Then, an hour through the movie, which happened to be right before the ending credits appeared, I ran out of the theatre and got so fucking sick...it was very difficult driving home. Anyways...The End.

that sucks.. i think i ate something messed up too yesterday cus when i was going to sleep around 2 it felt like i was gonna vomit..

hehehehehehehehehehehehe.
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Genius.