Paschach Flu!

Yes, what could make eating matza for a week even worse? Flu! Great timing! This is revenge for not coming here more often.

I'm starting a new branch of Judaism; on Paschach, we'll have ham'n'cheese sammiches with milk! Just to remind us how great we are.

Happy Holidays (like that really applies!)

That sucks bud.

Happy Holidays!

Matzo sucks by the way.

You know, your sig should have a line from the scene your avatar depicts. I believe the quote was, "Don't eat that pie; it's an evil bad pie." You'd have to check up on that though. I thought that was one of the funniest lines in a cartoon series I've ever heard...right next to the explanation that being adopted Dr. Orpheus would make Dean and Triana siblings, resulting in the children being "super retard babies."

Hank: That is a poisonous magic pie!