vincent the devils brother

hello my name is Vincent the younger brohter of Satan, you dont know me becasue i dont show my self to just anyone. i basicly do all the work when it comes to souls and other shit, my brother is just a preety face for all you sinners to look at. so this is my journal please read.

Day 1:
Woww i sure got screwed over, i was born second to my brother and i'm bound to hell...FUCK ME!!!
anyways who ever is reading this be warned i dont hold my self back since this is my journal -.-.
Back to the topic on hand, Hell is really fucking hot and boring. i basicly watch potty mouthed mother fucker come her and pled there case to me, of course i dont really listen i just hit a hammer and say 'welcome to hell'.
after that i have to go and cheak the lava pit for any runners, trust me there are a lot since its burnign lava but i guess you already thought of that Einstien. (its a inside joke)
after a couple of years doing that i move to the next activity, talking to angels about ' ohh you should give them a chance bkah blah blah' you know they arent perfect, they just use most humans as slaves once they get to heaven -.-.
ANYONE SAVE ME FROM THIS SHITT!!

day 80,000:

work is a pain in the ass, i just read my first and only entry and saw my spelling...it was terrible.
Today i finnaly got unbound from hell :D and so did satan -.-, ohh to joy i curse a couple humans and he shows up and starts telling them how to get free before i get to eat there souls...ass to the fucking hole. >:(
it just happens i cursed a slut whos good at tricking men how smart -.- and too top it off the ragging idoit is finnaly mellooing out and will be free, so im going to call up GOD... lets see how that turns out yaaa.