Portal: Wheatley is science

"SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!"
"YES, YES OK, WE ARE IN SPACE, GOOD YOU'RE SUCH A BLITHERING IDIOT, HOW DID I EVER GET STUCK WIT...Oh, hello, didn't see you there. My names Wheatley and I am, well, umm, let's see, we are...we're floating, and um."
"Through space, floating through space."
"yes, yes kevin, I was getting to that. like my vary esteemed colegue has stated we are floating in space."
"floating through space."
"YES, ye...yes Kevin she gets it, space. anyway I am glad you are here because my plan requires help from someone who can through me in the genral direction of earth, you know just close enough so I fall into it's orbit, maybe if it isn't too much trouble you could aim for, oh I don't know lets say...the aperture science facility? that would be, it would be just fantastic."
"so bored with space, wanna go home, wanna go home, no space no more space."
"Ah God finally, this lad has been blithering on and on non stop since we got here. space this, space that, my dads space, here comes space cops"
"SPACE COPS! play it cool play it cool here come space cops space cops come."
"go- NO, NO KEVIN, NO SPACE COPS, I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU. so yeah, if you could just toss me to earth?"
"going to earth, don't wanna go, wanna stay here, wanna stay here. stay in SSSSssssppppPPPPaaaAAAAaaaaccccCCeeeEEE"

( :O intresting, i dont understand yet but thiss is making me think :O what is happening?? there in space hes asking to be thrown down to eart crazy guy love it alreadyy)

( space core <3 )

as wheatley hurtles to earth he hears something behind him "spaaaaaaaa-"
"Oh god, not him." as he said it the sound got louder until he saw the space core screech past him, flaming through the earths atmosphere "-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
"oh goody, well I guess if I'm gonna take control of the facilities agian I'll need help, even if it is from, him. oh I know, I could corrupt her with him, then she will get sent into space wit...no that requires the use of the portal gun, and I don't..." As he thought out his plan he suddenly hit something large and hard. "ah, good the ground, that makes since, alright now I need...I need a way out of this hole."
"Hey, you where in space, I was in space too, lets be space friends, oh yea I have a space friend."
"oh god, you're here too? HELP, SOMEONE GET US, NO GET ME OUT OF THIS HOLE, YOU CAN LEAVE THE LITTLE YELLOW GUY! JUST ME WILL BE FINE THANKS!"
"SPACE, SPACE, HELP SPACE, HELP US SPACE!"