Happy Bunny

I've got a couple of friends who are obsessed with this honest little bunny’s quotes. They have logo bunny shirts, mint tins ('please take a mint, your breath smells like butt), boxes of cookies ('these made me throw up a little), and bunny stickers all over their walls. My friend bought me a couple of these stickers for my birthday. It was cheap but it made me laugh.
I'm sure you can find at least one Happy Bunny quote you like. Here are some I can remember. Some of the quotes are decidedly girly, but there's a few I know some guys live by.

When life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice in your enemy’s eyes.
You can choose your friends but not your family... But you CAN choose the asylum you put them in!
Every time I think of you I vomit a little in my mouth.
I'll be nicer... when you're smarter.
It’s funny how you think I’m listening.
I know how you feel, I just don't care.
You're ugly. Please die today.
It's o.k. if you want to drop dead.
Now… run along and die.
Hating you makes me all fuzzy inside. <<< My fave.
Have a great day you worthless terd!
Make the stupid people shut up.
It's funny how dumb you are.
I love boys.... they're stupid.
You suck... and that's sad.
Cute… but kind of strange…
Crazy doesn't even begin to cover it.
You scare me.

I hate Happy Bunny.

End of story.

O~kay. What is your beef with the bunny?

I hate you...


End of story.

those are pretty funny. where do you get those?

I actually have no idea where to get the cookies and mints, but you can buy Happy Bunny clothes in most clothing stores and the stickers are in vending machines outside of grocery stores or Walmart.

Happy Bunny is ok I like some of the lines.

Said By Narcissa

O~kay. What is your beef with the bunny?

I hate you...


End of story.

I just generally don't like the bunny. I don't find him (her?) funny, and I don't agree with many of his policies.

Said By Dr. Nick Rivera

Said By Narcissa

O~kay. What is your beef with the bunny?

I hate you...


End of story.

I just generally don't like the bunny. I don't find him (her?) funny, and I don't agree with many of his policies.

Oh jeez. Now the crying starts. Why don't you two just make-out and get it over with.

Too late.

I made out with everyone on this site already.

Including Jaego? EEeeeeeew!
You've got Jaego's skankoid coodies!

Good job editing that.

What did it say originally?

"I've got Jaego's skankoid coodies"?

Plus, isn't it "cooties"?!

IT'S A TRAP.

Actually I was correcting the spelling of 'cooties' but it didn't work for some reason.
Well if you made out with me I would have Jaego cooties too right?

It's more like an STD.

So...no?

hi guys im on the internet

Hey look so are we!!!

I can't believe I'm actually responding to this guy seriously, but here goes. Happy Bunny stuff is most common at Spencer's, and also online such as <a href="http://shop.store.yahoo.com/wickedcoolstuff/happybunny.html">here</a>. I've also seen it at Six Flags, but only the shirts and they are usually only girls sizes, not robot sizes.

Six flags rocks! Ive only been there once though...