A: Uh...r-e-l-e-a-f?
Q: How do you dance while going to the bathroom?
Michael: Jodie, how's my schedule look for today? Jodie: You've got a conference and dinner party at the Japanese Embassy regarding wildlife protection. Michael: Oh, yeah...sorry, but I'll have to cancel that. I'm heading out to save America!
A: I did have a 1999 camaro (red, t-tops, the works) until I wrecked on a rainy day (it wasn't my faught ). Now I drive a crappy, 1990 mistubishi mirage
Q: What car do you have?
"If you leave you life in someone else's hands, you only have yourself to blame if you get crushed. "
A: Though I don't have any real car of my own, when I get my liscence, I'm gonna drive this like, 1993 Plymouth...something...it's a deep purple van, and it's so pimpin' because it doesn't even have a CD player.
Q: vvvvvvvvvvvbvb
Why did my elbow just hit the keyboard and do that?
"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. "
Michael: Jodie, how's my schedule look for today? Jodie: You've got a conference and dinner party at the Japanese Embassy regarding wildlife protection. Michael: Oh, yeah...sorry, but I'll have to cancel that. I'm heading out to save America!