Random Questions

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Why is there handcap parking spaces infront of ice skateing rings?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and Say "im ganna squeeze those and drink what comes out"

Because of handicapped employees.

Er, probably a calf and humans imitated.

Why is there eight hotdogs in a package, and only six buns? This annoys me, and I think somebody told me the answer, but I forgot.

I think i'ts because they want you to buy more buns. or something like that.

Why is someone in the kitchen with Dinna?

becuz there hungry

Why do i keep getting my ass kicked on star wars knights of the old reublic?

Hey don't beat yourself up it happens to almost everyone who plays those games.

Should we celebrate?(your about to get an avartar)

Because life dosen't allways go your way but you should be happy that you got a hotdog.Now roast your hotdogs and grab a piece of bread,honestly.gesh.

Hmmm...I heard some comedian ask those same questions...

And strangely enough, I have no stupid questions to ask.

*tosses hair and sticks out a pouty lip*

I also assume that handicapped people may take children to ice skating rinks...my grandmother...well, wouldn't, but she could...O.<

They might have noticed that the liquid coming from a cows udder was similar to what comes from a human mother...and every other mammal...

It's a money making scheme. You'd have to buy two packages of buns to have enough for the hot dogs, but then you don't have enough hotdogs for the buns, you'll eventually have to buy another. Then you'll need more buns, because now you don't have enough...see?

^_^

I got a question

Why is this thread boring?

That wasn't a question. It was a statement in the form of a question. Questions end with little marks like "?", see?

He's right, just put a question mark at the end of your questions

Eeeeez magic...

Why do radio stations pick a few songs to play over and over again?

Short attention sp...SHINEY!!!

Said By Aika

Why do radio stations pick a few songs to play over and over again?

Cos' they want to kill (usually) already bad songs by overplaying them and slowly metamorphisise the (usually) optimistic teeny boppers into resentful, mean, spite-filled, minimum wage slaves, thus oiling the machine that is human society. Simple.

Yeah, what he said.

How important do you have to be for your murder to be considered an assassination? (or perhaps you have to be a double ass because there are two in 'ass'ass'ination, who knows?)

Technically, you only have to be killed by an assassin who was paid to do it for it to be an assassination. Or maybe if you're less important, it's just considered a bounty. But classically, you have to be monarchy, be distantly related to monarchy, be married to monarchy, be politically considered priority in any way, be involved with politics and earn more than $150,000 a year, have a coat of arms, or have had an illicit love affair with any of the aforesaid people.

Well, what if I hated someone of the same social status as I am (middle class) and I sent a Ninja to kill them. They have no bounty on their head or anything I'd get money from, I just want them dead. Would it still be an assassination?

Technically, yes. But don't count on them calling it anything other than a "mysterious homicide" on CNN.

Even you should know; it's a Ninja. Could it POSSIBLY be anything other than a mysterious homocide?

They have CNN in England?

They like... totally flip out and kill every witness there could be. There just isn't any other possibility.

Nope, but I'm presuming you did it. Then again, it would probably only make local news.

Middle class people are beneath contempt when it comes to selective homicide. The BBC will have a field day if I ever get assassin tape, unlimited ammo and an automatic, high calibre weapon of some kind.

*reveals a switchblade* You tell, and cut your filthy throat, just like I did to Fenway Jones! HE NEVER SAW IT COMING! HAHAHAHAhahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAAHNinjavanish! *poof*

heres my random question

Why don't I sleep? ahahahahaha

and why do you have to run long distances for track if your a sprinter?

1. because you got a little thing called insomnia don't worry it happens to the best of us.

2. because gym teachers are gay and they want to embarress people who can't run fast for long but for short distances.