Best Error Mesage. Ever.

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Well, on the plus side, at least the internet isn't cutting out after an hour. If I play my cards right, I may even have this fixed by Saturday.

That's a common error. That controls many underlying things of Windows and it will restart if crashed.

Microsoft sucks.

What about the one that says I'm out of Virtual memory, then crashes the computer?

Sounds like you've got Windows problems. Almost like a runaway process is sapping your system resources until it crashes. Try doing a repair install and see if that fixes the problem, if not you really need to either dig much deeper in the OS or reinstall.

That was my plan all along after I got sick of trying to find out what was wrong with it.

I assume your being sarcastic, so:

Bam!

My daughters computer used to get these errors there is a patch out.

I think I know of the patch as well...

http://www.apple.com

talking of infinite loops, I recently got an unhealthy gnome 2.15 vs 2.16 version mismatch during an uppgrade where a panel applet crashed, then the panel crashed, the the bug reporting tool crashed, then the panel started again, then the applet...

but that kind of stuff doesn't happen on sane setups.