A: All the people who say that want to or are going to kill themselves (MOST Goths). They should do everyone a fucking favor and get it over with, one less piece of shit retard left to worry about.
A: Yes, but I kicked his ass. No big deal, some retarded nerd that followed me and my sisters home everyday and bothered us all the time for NO reason. So, one day he called my sister a 'cunt', again, for no reason. So I had had about enough and proceeded to kick his ass. He threw a pine cone at me but it bounced off my sexy protruding pecs (actually, my backpack, I'm just trying to impress you). Needless to say, he never bothered us again.
A: There was this one time when I released all the radioactive hamsters from the Science room. They went out and slaughtered millions. No no, I kid. But I did punch someone in the neck when I was six though, I don't know why...we were friends.
Q: Have you ever wanted to beat someone up for no good reason?
A: Have I ever almost been killed? Funny you should ask. I remember I was in an epic battle with the evil wizard, McDeugle. Oh, twas a fierce battle, he had the upperhand for most of the battle...but just as I was about the be defeated...I SHOT A BUTT MISSILE! He exploded and the everyone in the land danced and played for 100 years, then they all died of the worst kind of ass cancer ever. (wow, I just lied in three consecutive posts!)
Q: Would you rather beat up someone you don't like...or give them a horrendous disease?
A: I don't really get into insult battles very often, so just 'ugly'. Which is weird, I don't really think I'm that ugly. Actually, I know I'm not ugly, a lot of people are way nastier than me.
Q: Do you think everyone on the internet are giant, sweaty, fat pedophiles?
You know too much, Anri, now I must kill you. BWAHAHAHAHAA!!! *cough cough*
A: I don't like anyone with a lazy eye, because when they talk to me I'm like "what the fuck are you looking at?" (sorry if you have a lazy eye, I still like you because we don't talk face-to-face )
Q: What would you rather have? A lazy eye? Glass eye? Or no eye?
A: No, because a) gauging my own sexiness is kind of awkward, and raises questions about my arbitrarily non-existent sexuality which I'm not insecure about but would rather not poke, lest it explode, and b) I hate non-cosmetic glasses. THEY BLIND!11 I'll use contacts if I ever lose my 20/20, despite the stigma that surrounds them.
Q: Am I the only one who thinks that glasses = pain?