Okay... What the fuck?

*slap slap* SNAP OUT OF IT, WOMAN! Have you gone completely bananas?! (I've regained my composure, so there)

Mmmm.....banana's...................on...pancakes....................mmmmm...... ( This has been a Homer Simpson moment, brought to you by, yours truely, Dallas.)

*in a screaming, rocker tone*

DALLLLLASSSS!!! iumhfsadfuisdvhaufHINGUAHiuhGNuigAOyuiGuyngGNY!!!!!!!11

*cries in a corner* Yes....my name is Dallas....

Bah! That's a good name, just happens to be the name of a city in Texas. Hell, it's way better than Dorcas (sorry if that's your name, if it is, kill your parents right now).

My name is the onily thing im selfcontious about...people call me D'town..and I say,"Shut the fuck up mutha' fucka'!"....no ..im not a wigga..I just make fun of them.Teehee....

Heh, no one's accusing you of being a wigga (WIGGAH!). But that's kind of weird, I think of Dallas more as a name than a city. Now if you were a GUY named Dallas, I'd make fun of you to no end.
But I don't make fun of girls, because, if they get pissed and try to fight me, all I'm gonna do is run...and that's embarrassing. (c'mon, I'm not gonna hit a girl)

You people are insane, but it's great.

You know you love it with everything that you are.

not me its getting crazy in here FAST!!

Why are you so afraid to love me?

I don't love you.

*Gasp!*

if you r a guy sorry im not gay if your a girl im taken

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Tell me that is not weird. I mean, what kind of fuckheads victimise people with abnormal, physical attributes? And if that wasn't enough, what sort of weirdos poke people with plastic sporks? It's hardly normal.

what sort of "abnormal-physical attributes" are we talking ab

Why does everyone think that just because they love someone means it's sexual? I love my family, but I don't wanna do it with them.

Yes you do Tweak, stop lying.

i was joking i knew what you ment

Being 600 pounds.

*Points to signature*

o___o

But you're special. ^-^

Well...that too, Plus it was to <i>some</i>, crossing the safe zone.

HAH! I knew it! *dances*

You're a love-whore aren't you? Ontop of being a man-whore and a forum-whore.

*Gives happy love... penguins?*

600...oh. what puzzles me is: How does a person reach such a preportion with out realizing or taking any action at all?

yesh! "does that dance that if anyone else does it they die"

ADD?

Yeah, I'm just a whore in general.

Oh, and don't do the Anri dance, you'll die instantaneously. It's our special dance...kinda.

lol damn straight keeps dancing

I'd join you, but I enjoy living.

its ok make up your own dance, maybe one that sends off stupid people with forks

Anri...you're a GENIUS! It'll be called the "Spaghetti Hay Dance" *does the spaghetti hay dance and forks fly everywhere* FORKALICIOUS!