I'm the kind of man that, if given a good day, could easily eat twice as much food as I paid for if I liked the food. Pasta is such a food.
Michael: Jodie, how's my schedule look for today? Jodie: You've got a conference and dinner party at the Japanese Embassy regarding wildlife protection. Michael: Oh, yeah...sorry, but I'll have to cancel that. I'm heading out to save America!
You're right homecooked Italian food is way better but I will say that the Olive Garden is not a bad place. Unlimited pasta just makes it that much better to me.