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Tue Feb 3, 2004 1:00:12 PM #4124 Perm Link

I was bored and decided that im pretty good at giving advice so hit me with all of your problems.

I see now that the circumstances of one's birth is irrelevent. It is wat you do with the gift of life that makes you who you are.

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Tue Feb 3, 2004 1:21:08 PM #4129 Perm Link

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Dear Alexie,

I have a problem. I seem to have trouble keeping a boyfriend. You see, everytime we get to the point where we decide it's time to have sex (after he agrees to pay me), he always runs away screaming "THE MADNESS! THE MADNESS!". You see, although I have a vagina, I also have sixteen penises with minds of their own. Is this normal?

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Wed Feb 4, 2004 12:23:33 AM #4176 Perm Link

Well dear girl( or boy) maybe the thing thats screwing you up is the whole wanting to get paid thing, anyway it is normal to have 16 penises it just depends were. tell me the places and ill tell you if your all right. But the boyfreind thing asking for money isnt very romantic and doesnt normally turn guys on so try doing something sexier like seducing him.

I see now that the circumstances of one's birth is irrelevent. It is wat you do with the gift of life that makes you who you are.

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Wed Feb 4, 2004 10:42:11 AM #4179 Perm Link

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Well, I'm what some people would call a 'ten cent whore', so it's not like I'm asking for much. If a man can't pay ten cents fo' DIS sexy bod...well, he's just not worth it. Anyway, as for the locations of my penises. They are on my chest in the shaped of an inverted pentagram. Whenever I'm 'ready', they start wiggling around squealing "SATAN! ZIEK HAIL!" and begin spewing fire, acid, and other such substances.

Oh by the way, do you have a couple nickels you need to get rid of?

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Wed Feb 4, 2004 7:19:30 PM #4373 Perm Link

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Well, I'm what some people would call a 'ten cent whore', so it's not like I'm asking for much. If a man can't pay ten cents fo' DIS sexy bod...well, he's just not worth it. Anyway, as for the locations of my penises. They are on my chest in the shaped of an inverted pentagram. Whenever I'm 'ready', they start wiggling around squealing "SATAN! ZIEK HAIL!" and begin spewing fire, acid, and other such substances.

Oh by the way, do you have a couple nickels you need to get rid of?

Can I marry you?
>_>
<_<

Oh wait nevermind. <b>Inverted</b> pentagrams are so not my thing.

God bless:
Jeffrey Dahmer, David Berkovitz, Albert DeSavo,
Ted Bundy, Albert Fish, John Wayne Gacy,
Edward Gein, Charles Manson, and Harvey Carignan.

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Wed Feb 4, 2004 7:39:40 PM #4385 Perm Link

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Bah! I was this close to winning you over. Heh, an inverted pentagram is Satan's sign, a regular pentagram is just a graph of the elements Razz

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Wed Feb 4, 2004 7:49:36 PM #4408 Perm Link

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Bah! I was this close to winning you over. Heh, an inverted pentagram is Satan's sign, a regular pentagram is just a graph of the elements

A <b>pinacle</b> is the graph of the elements. Trust me. I know a Fluffy The New Age Wiccan.

A <a href="http://violet-dragonfly.org/free_images/pentagram.png">pentagram</a> is the sexy sign of Satan.

God bless:
Jeffrey Dahmer, David Berkovitz, Albert DeSavo,
Ted Bundy, Albert Fish, John Wayne Gacy,
Edward Gein, Charles Manson, and Harvey Carignan.

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Wed Feb 4, 2004 7:55:56 PM #4424 Perm Link

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FUCK! Pinacle. I gotta remember that.

What's an inverted pentagram, then?

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Wed Feb 4, 2004 8:06:58 PM #4447 Perm Link

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A pinacle. Or a star.

And yeah you better remember that. You're going to marry me someday.

God bless:
Jeffrey Dahmer, David Berkovitz, Albert DeSavo,
Ted Bundy, Albert Fish, John Wayne Gacy,
Edward Gein, Charles Manson, and Harvey Carignan.

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Wed Feb 4, 2004 8:14:25 PM #4464 Perm Link

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Well I can't have TWO wives, I'd have to be Mormon."

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Wed Feb 4, 2004 8:19:44 PM #4479 Perm Link

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Eh, I'm not much for marriage.

Mistress I shalt be! >_>

God bless:
Jeffrey Dahmer, David Berkovitz, Albert DeSavo,
Ted Bundy, Albert Fish, John Wayne Gacy,
Edward Gein, Charles Manson, and Harvey Carignan.

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Wed Feb 4, 2004 8:27:43 PM #4492 Perm Link

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That sounded strangely cool.

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Wed Feb 4, 2004 8:31:08 PM #4500 Perm Link

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Holy crap, I'm really aroused now. Ashamed I am...

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Wed Feb 4, 2004 8:33:08 PM #4505 Perm Link

"stands there with her hands on her hips" . . . what?

People with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest.

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Wed Feb 4, 2004 8:33:37 PM #4507 Perm Link

Ah yes, the massive impact the word "shalt" can have when used properly.

I feel like I just cheated on my boyfriend. Eh, it's not like he cares. At least, he shouldn't. It's his own fault for letting his emotions get the better of him.
Ok, I'm going to stop rambling now before I go on a full blown Tweaky rampage.

God bless:
Jeffrey Dahmer, David Berkovitz, Albert DeSavo,
Ted Bundy, Albert Fish, John Wayne Gacy,
Edward Gein, Charles Manson, and Harvey Carignan.

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Wed Feb 4, 2004 8:35:51 PM #4514 Perm Link

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I mean...err...*kneels down* I am your sex kitten and you are my temptress...umm...meow...

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Wed Feb 4, 2004 8:37:00 PM #4515 Perm Link

eh ^^ ; ; sure . . the rightfull order has been restored

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Wed Feb 4, 2004 8:41:09 PM #4523 Perm Link

*Gets out whips and leather*

Come to the darkness Jaego... It's calling to you...

God bless:
Jeffrey Dahmer, David Berkovitz, Albert DeSavo,
Ted Bundy, Albert Fish, John Wayne Gacy,
Edward Gein, Charles Manson, and Harvey Carignan.

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Wed Feb 4, 2004 8:41:43 PM #4525 Perm Link

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o.O Eeeep! I am torn...not literally of course.

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Wed Feb 4, 2004 8:42:27 PM #4527 Perm Link

"sigh" I guess you don't love me anymore . ."sniff"

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Wed Feb 4, 2004 8:43:09 PM #4529 Perm Link

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WHAT?! I am no longer torn! Tweak! Your offer is tempting, but I cannot love anyone other than my Anri!

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Wed Feb 4, 2004 8:45:13 PM #4536 Perm Link

awww I'm loved yay! ^^ I lub you too jaego

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Wed Feb 4, 2004 8:45:18 PM #4537 Perm Link

GASP!
GASP!!
GASP!!!

Eh, it's ok. It wouldn't have worked out anyway. Not until you knew the difference between a pinacle and pentagram at least.

God bless:
Jeffrey Dahmer, David Berkovitz, Albert DeSavo,
Ted Bundy, Albert Fish, John Wayne Gacy,
Edward Gein, Charles Manson, and Harvey Carignan.

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Wed Feb 4, 2004 8:48:08 PM #4540 Perm Link

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Psh, I'm TRYING! Now me and Anri are gonna do naughty things.

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Wed Feb 4, 2004 8:49:53 PM #4544 Perm Link

hah think what you want hun.

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Wed Feb 4, 2004 8:52:16 PM #4546 Perm Link

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BAH! You're no fun...

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Wed Feb 4, 2004 8:57:07 PM #4559 Perm Link

sure I am, you just haven't experienced the fun yet

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Wed Feb 4, 2004 8:59:07 PM #4562 Perm Link

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...I gotta work for it, huh?

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Wed Feb 4, 2004 9:00:13 PM #4564 Perm Link

Oh get a room you two.

It's times like these that I'm glad I have an impervious ego and a boyfriend.

God bless:
Jeffrey Dahmer, David Berkovitz, Albert DeSavo,
Ted Bundy, Albert Fish, John Wayne Gacy,
Edward Gein, Charles Manson, and Harvey Carignan.

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