Hair??

Lol, permiscuous, aren't we?

EDIT: Don't give him any pictures, he's a sexual predator.

And you know the sad thing is at other forums, these girls did a poll for how big my penis was.
It was kind of weird.
But extremely flattering. I felt like a God.

I don't think I needed you to tell me that!

[Edit] I thought panckes said he was sixteen earlier...???

I wouldn't trust your penis as far as I could throw it. Which is actually pretty far, because it's about the size of a marble.

(Kidding )

Oh, I think you needed to know.

He's 38 and lonely.

Said By JaegoLooLoo

I wouldn't trust your penis as far as I could throw it. Which is actually pretty far, because it's about the size of a marble.

(Kidding )

Burninated.

If it makes any difference, I don't trust my penis either. It tells me to do bad bad badddd things.

Said By JaegoLooLoo

Oh, I think you needed to know.

He's 38 and lonely.

But I have long hair.
And a white van. With duct tape.

EDIT: Yes, I'm sixteen.

I don't think I'll believe you.
And how do you know that my breasts aren't that big because I'm fat???





























_{*prays this diversion will work because in truth her waist is a size 8* BWAHAHAHA!!! Now what's your penis telling you!?}

My penis tells me to stay the hell away from YOU!

No, I'm kidding. I'm sure you're very well proportioned. And sorry if I made you uncomfortable or pissed you or your brother off earlier. Tis all in good fun.

Lol size 8 isn't fat.
But I'm a size 4 or 5. Just so we all know.
YEAYEA! 29'' WAIST! EAT YOUR HEART OUT!

My penis is telling me to eat something. And then to sit in front of the tele with my hand in my pants. And watch it.
But then again. This is my penis talking.

And we all know that your penis is an asshole *rimshot!*

Bah-dah-ting! *ZING*

Said By Pancakes

Lol size 8 isn't fat.

My point exactly Pancakes.

Well good. Because it's not.

If she thought it was, she'd be anorexic. My sister's a size 0 and she always complains about her 'flab'. She has problems.

I've never been pissed off at you, I'm just not in love with you. And I'm pretty sure Jake isn't either.

You know what sometimes people think my little brother is my twin because he's already way taller than me. He's only twelve.

Yeah, I know you aren't in love with me o.O Heh.

Said By Pancakes

But I'm a size 4 or 5. Just so we all know.
YEAYEA! 29'' WAIST! EAT YOUR HEART OUT!

Thats kind of thin isn't it?
But you wear pants that are too tight?

pants are good

I wear tight pants, yes.
I thought we've been over this?

You could very well be the next Jim Morrison...except completely different. Only similarities will be the tight pants and attracting males and females across the globe!

The Doors were so cool.

EDIT: I actually got told I looked like Jim Morrison the other night. It was pretty neat. I was very flattered.
It was from a guy, so, I dunno. But still. Jim Morrison...

I know, I would be flattered myself. He got laid every night, he probably had sex with a thousand different women. And yes, the doors were cool.

As my name would have I have hair that almost looks exactly like Wolfwood from Trigun ecept its a dark brown and a little thicker.

My hair grows 5 inches a day, damnit! Not really, but it grows pretty damn fast.

I've seen it. Mine isn't too long.... really short. Not like a military cut but pretty short... and black. No, it doesn't do anything special but for some reason a lot of people like to feel it cuz it's soft, or something... o.O I'm like.... oooooooook... lol

I hate it alluva sudden your friends bury their face in your hair. they're like
ooooo soft.... and it smells niiiiice.
i really don't like people touching my hair, especially when they have creepy hair fetishes.

And hand lice.

hair lice eww "runs and washes her hair"

I've been lucky. I've never had lice.