IM SORRY!

im sorry for my recent topic. i am very very sorry i offended some of you. Please accept my apologies

What?

Im apologizing for my topic-bored again

The one with Kagome and Kouga fucking. Yeah, that one.

Ha. It'll take more than sloppy, amateur fan fiction to offend me.

Oooo...Wolf Prince got puh-wih-wih-ned...

Anyway, it's one of my incredibly few goals in life to find out what offends Mr.Pika. My guess is it probably isn't anything sexual. But I still have experiments left to do.

nobody wants to play wit me lol

Well I didn't mind it, neither did Mr.Pika, not sure about Hellraiser, though, but I doubt it. Anyway, just be more careful about what you post (even though you can actually post whatever you want, save for Anme/RP, you still need to consider what other people are going to think).
Just let it go, nobody's gonna remember it anyway.

Said By JaegoLooLoo

Anyway, it's one of my incredibly few goals in life to find out what offends Mr.Pika. My guess is it probably isn't anything sexual. But I still have experiments left to do.

Hahahaha. And two of my few goals are to find out how to induce cold fusion and find Eddie Izzard's <i>Dress To Kill</i> in stores. I have a heck lot more of a chance of succeeding than you. Keep trying, mortal. >=P

Ha! So you THINK Sir Pikaton! But you've no idea what I have in store for you. Oh yes, watch your back. You never know when I'm going to execute my experiments. HehehehehahahahahAHAHAHAHAAHAAH!!!!

Ya know, I've read worse. But it was slightly disturbing. Scratch that, quite disturbing.

Some fanfictions suck, and some can be really good. That one sucked.

Bakura: Ryyyyyou!!! Look, look, look!!! Look what the cat gave me!!

Ryou: ...What is that? It looks like a butterbean.

Bakura: It's a stomach.

Ryou: ...

Bakura: I walked in the room and the cat was eating a mouse on your bed, and it ate everything except this stomach because it's poisonous or something, and when it was eating the bones were crunching and everything. It was so great! Shame you missed it. But look, I saved the stomach for you!

Ryou: ...

Bakura: Oh, and there's some more left, but it's mostly just blood and intestines. It's on your bed if you want to see.

Ryou: Kindly get that stomach out of my face, you sick, twisted individual.

Bakura: You look kind of green, is that normal? Oh yeah, the stomach is black! I think this mouse was ill or something. It didn't look like it was ill, though.

Ryou: And you met it before it was slaughtered by the cat, did you?

Bakura: Yeah, so did you. Remember when we were watching that movie and that mouse was sitting in the corner watching us, and it had these big, black eyes and it was really freaking me out but you said it was cute? That's the mouse. I know because I gave it to the cat.

Ryou: You know, there are things I really wish you wouldn't tell me.

Bakura: I wanted the spine, but the cat ate it. It even ate the tail! It was great, it just sucked it up like it was eating spaghetti! And when it caught the mouse it broke it's neck and the thing took ages to die! It was twitching and everything!

Ryou: How did you get this messed up, anyway? Were you dropped on your head as a child?

Bakura: Oh, and I was reading about poison in my book of interesting ways to kill people, and I learnt how to tell if you're trying to poison me with cyanide again.

Ryou: What do you mean 'again'?? That was a joke, dammit! Yugi still won't speak to me because he thinks I've gone mad, thanks to you!

Bakura: Whatever, anyway you can tell if there's cyanide in your food because it smells like almonds.

Ryou: Not if I burn enough incense it won't.

Bakura: What? Oh, and there was this other really cool poison called strychnine, and you can tell when someone dies from it because all their muscles contort, or contract or some big word beginning with c, and they get this freaky grin on their faces! Isn't that great?

Ryou: Have you been talking to Malik again, by any chance?

Bakura: Yeah, how did you guess? Oh, he borrowed your dad's chainsaw, by the way.

Ryou: Lovely. If it comes back covered with blood like the lawnmower, you're cleaning it.

Bakura: I don't know what you were so upset about that for, it wasn't even human blood. He used it to run over a cat. You should've been there, the noise was great!

Ryou: That would explain why the bag was filled with fur and bits of cat.

Bakura: He's not allowed to go near lawnmowers anymore, Ishizu banned him.

Ryou: Let me guess, it was her cat?

Bakura: Yeah, I don't know why she was so upset either, we gave most of it back to her.

Ryou: That's not funny, you basket case! I'm sure she loved that cat very much!

Bakura: You just have no sense of humour. She did love the cat though. She didn't love it as much after it'd been through the lawnmower. It was called Snowy, because it was white before the whole lawnmower thing. After that it was mostly red.

Ryou: You scare me.

Bakura: You should hear what we did to Otogi's Chihuahua.



That's fun. Very fun.

I like it it was funny

I like that one to. It's extremely funny. It's perverted too, just not in that part. XP

I dont know why people would be disturbed by something like sexual intercourse. Last I checked, It has become something seen down as, yet we need it as much as we need water and food. The only time i really find it disturbing is the fact that i got sex education and people keep putting stuff in the question jar like the following "Mr. Varrel, how many chicks have yu banged..." he cut off from there. :/

Obviously, you haven't experienced the wonderful worlds of coprophilia, necrophilia, BDSM, bestiality, incest and weird fetishes which are too numerous to list.

Guess I havent. Mind you, that was me just ranting. And I have heard of those, though I really don't plan on experiencing them any time soon.

eh....no =P you physically need food and water to survive. You can live your entire life without sex.

I know that! I meant if we wish for our "race" to survive, we would need intercourse in order to reproduce and populate the earth. Of course we dont need sex. Im not ignorant. =P

ah ^_^ Yes, but I don't want our race to continue...we suck *chuckles*

Let the bunnies take over. They fuck more than us, and they're cuter.

That is sortof true about the bunnys and all. Anyways I never even read your fanfiction so Im not even mad at you or anything so no apologys needed here ^_^