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Public Enemy Rated R Joined: October 16, 2003 Status: Offline Posts: 191 Rep: PIP Level 2 (1429)PIP Level 1 (1429)PIP Level 1 (1429)PIP Level 1 (1429)PIP Level 1 (1429)
Perfect gift for that pervert in your life Old Mon Feb 16, 2004 11:03:02 PM #5839 Perm Link
French cigarette lighter Circa 1900. The artwork depicts a soldier peeping through a keyhole at a naked lady. Favorite one out of my collection.

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Personally, I don't think she looks too cute. Do you???
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Re: Perfect gift for that pervert in your life Old Tue Feb 17, 2004 12:49:12 AM #5840 Perm Link
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That's inaccurate. The soldier's not beating off.
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Re[2]: Perfect gift for that pervert in your life Old Tue Feb 17, 2004 12:55:10 AM #5845 Perm Link
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Where did I say that the soldier is beating off??? He is a peeping tom loking at a naked woman through a keyhole.
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Re[3]: Perfect gift for that pervert in your life Old Tue Feb 17, 2004 12:57:00 AM #5846 Perm Link
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Wuchutalkinbow? I'm saying, chances are, if a sexually-deprived soldier was spying on a naked woman, he'd probably be spanking the monkey. Or he'd be masturbating.

EDIT: OH! I see how you misunderstood. You thought I was saying you were inaccurate for saying the soldier was masturbating (I know you didn't say that, btw). What I meant was "The picture on the lighter is inaccurate. The soldier should be beating off."
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Re[4]: Perfect gift for that pervert in your life Old Tue Feb 17, 2004 7:57:28 AM #5850 Perm Link
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Wuchutalkinbow? I'm saying, chances are, if a sexually-deprived soldier was spying on a naked woman, he'd probably be spanking the monkey. Or he'd be masturbating.

EDIT: OH! I see how you misunderstood. You thought I was saying you were inaccurate for saying the soldier was masturbating (I know you didn't say that, btw). What I meant was "The picture on the lighter is inaccurate. The soldier should be beating off."


In that case, yes he should.
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Re[5]: Perfect gift for that pervert in your life Old Tue Feb 17, 2004 4:49:37 PM #5864 Perm Link
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Anyway, onto a more serious note. I like it, personally, is it meant to be humorous or sexual? I assume the former Huge Grin.
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Re[6]: Perfect gift for that pervert in your life Old Tue Feb 17, 2004 6:16:57 PM #5924 Perm Link
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I'm sure that it was meant to be both humorous and sexual.
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Re[7]: Perfect gift for that pervert in your life Old Tue Feb 17, 2004 7:49:46 PM #5933 Perm Link
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Ooo-la-la...
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