A: I used to be on an RPG Maker forum, until I realized they were all assholes, so I left. I'm probably gonna join the Ninja Burger (http://www.ninjaburger.com) Forums. I like this place da bestest, though.
A: Depends. Do you think that I'm going to become <s>in</s>sane, lose the ability to reason and then meet someone fabulously wealthy who I would assassinate after a brief duration?
Even then, the odds are 0.00000000000000000000000001%, and that's being generous. Matrimony is for suckers.
A: I have a 'life conspiracy' theory. I believe that we are just the figments of some depraved criminal mastermind's imagination who are being manipulated by some futuristic machine to find out a code that will prevent the Real World from being destroyed. But it's just a theory. Would make a good movie...or a really shitty one.