The 101 Laws of Physics

1. The hardness of butter is inversely proportional to the softness of your bread.
2. Dingos do not go in sewers.
3. To win in hangman, use the word "philander".
4. Marx is approximately equal to Lenin divided by Stalin.

You come up with the rest. Go.

5. The hardness of your penis is inversely proportional to the softness of your hand.

6. Pimping, in fact, is not easy.

7. Then again, neither is whoring.
8. The fourth dimension isn't diagonal, it's a frog.

9. No offense: women = time * money : money = time : money is the root of all evil : therefore women = the square root of all evil, squared : therefore women = evil

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I love it! Being a feman (female) myself, I don't find it offensive at all, I find it to be halarious!

10. Most people cause massive waves of stupidity.

11. Third world debt increases at a rate that is directly proportional to Aron's point count.

12. The rate at which a male and a female sexually grow is directly proportional to the decrease in pomales.

13. The rate of which proportions will show up on this list is directly proportional to the rate that sex topics are added to this board.

14. The increasing amount of sex topics is directly proportional to the amount of brain juice leaking out of one's ears.

15. Refer to rule #42.

16. Rule #42 is directly proportional to nothing, because there is no Rule #42.

17. Pancakes = teh m4n.

18. teh m4n * Pancakes/Jaegolooloo(3.14) = teh ub3r 1337 m4n!!!!11

231b. I like eggs.

19. Ones appetite can be filled if they choose the right pi 3.14.

*(okay, I know that was lame)*

20. pi/pie = yum[squared]

#21 Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you; tell the same man the bench over there has wet paint on it he’ll have to touch it to be sure

#22 Everything is possible, except skiing through a revolving do

#23 me + new Cadillac Escalade = not happenin anytime soon
#24 me + ya'll = new friends (PM ya'll! I promise I won't bite! )

25: the truth: me + being your friend = will never happen

(I know this is a double post)

26) My theory is that Hiten_Mitsurugi's theories are completely moronic!...and yet he continues to type them as if we're going to follow his every word or sth or agree on most of the points that he makes, that is, if he makes any points at all...which, I don't believe he does.

27) The Sam = Fuckwit (which means: Idiot) to the power of 7.

28) me = so glad I'm not his friend ^ (message to The Sam: how do people put up with you?)

29) Female = The Sam

And...they don't put up with me or have to...I'm nice to them...well, mostly. And they're not so uptight to give a shit anyways.

30) Not all Christians are closed minded
31) Most evolutionists are.

32) Devoting your life to religion is fine, but when you constantly use your religion as an answer or basis to every question asked, expecially when it has nothing to do with the question, it just seems to be wasting time and space. Also, what happens when all of what you type out turns out to be false, what happens if it's true? Nothing. And do you know why? Because all this time just knowing useless facts keeps you away from realizing what living really is. It's blocking you from experiencing things that are there for you to experience. By doing one thing all the time for the rest of your life makes it seem that it's meaningless for you to exist. That's why humans change throughout life. So, do something differend with your life! There are plenty of things to devote your mind and time to, not just one major thing and whatever else is attached to that broad subject. And you don't have to do shit that everybody's into, there are millions of things out there that are interesting. Learn something new for a change and enlighten us with that instead! Man, tonight was a rough night.

Said By The Sam

32) Devoting your life to religion is fine, but when you constantly use your religion as an answer or basis to every question asked, expecially when it has nothing to do with the question, it just seems to be wasting time and space. Also, what happens when all of what you type out turns out to be false, what happens if it's true? Nothing. And do you know why? Because all this time just knowing useless facts keeps you away from realizing what living really is. It's blocking you from experiencing things that are there for you to experience. By doing one thing all the time for the rest of your life makes it seem that it's meaningless for you to exist. That's why humans change throughout life. So, do something differend with your life! There are plenty of things to devote your mind and time to, not just one major thing and whatever else is attached to that broad subject. And you don't have to do shit that everybody's into, there are millions of things out there that are interesting. Learn something new for a change and enlighten us with that instead! Man, tonight was a rough night.

The reason they answer every question with their religion is because when you have a religion, you incorporate it into every aspect of your life. It's a lifestyle. If people want to conform themselves to a lifestyle they should be able to. If it's a comfort zone then they shouldn't be judged. At least it's not harming anyone; not usually anyway.

Anyway, I better put something semi-useful on this thread instead of bitching about Christian rights or whatnot.

33.) Er... Silly putty will always end up in matted in hair; maybe not your own, but eventually, it will happen.

34)Your older brother will allways put silly putty in your hair, and then u have to cut it out
That happened to me.

35). Pilots who think parachutists are nuts say, "Why would anyone jump from a perfectly safe aircraft?"

Those scared for flying say, "Why would anyone leave perfectly safe terafirma?"

36. fire and wind vs. earth and water--- fire + wind= fire to the power of 2/ earth + water= mud fire2 vs. mud....
mud < fire

37). Fire+Wind+Earth+Water+Heart= Captain Planet

Recycle, Reduce, Reuse, Bitches.