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Anything on Politics: Questions. Thu May 27, 2004 7:40:42 PM#8672Perm Link
Ask questions on whatever dealing with politics (Kind-of like the question/answer on Anything Goes, but this has one subject not just random stuff)...this could get ugly...but that's the fun of it!
Q: What do you think about the news media covering all of the politics (This could be about Iraq or recent trials or, well, anything)? Do you think that they are covering it well or just expressing one side more then the other...or something else? This is what you think.
A:No, for one reason: when the current one says the fualt of problems lie with the former administration (which ironically was when verything worked right, youv'e got some problems going on.
Q:Who do you want to win presidency?
Unoficial answer: Bush is an idiot. Kerry's a bigger one. Can Clinton be president again? No? Damnit! I know, I want AH-NULD to be president, like in Demolition man.
Michael: Jodie, how's my schedule look for today? Jodie: You've got a conference and dinner party at the Japanese Embassy regarding wildlife protection. Michael: Oh, yeah...sorry, but I'll have to cancel that. I'm heading out to save America!
A: Fuck! Are you kidding me? Alright, let's put it this way...if I was to get a Datsun 280zx (my favorite car), a billion dollars, a holiday to wherever I wish to go, my own television show or a secret government job that gets me everything that I desire...all that, right...to vote Kerry, I'd look the man in the face, give him the two finger salute and tell him 'fuck that and piss off!'
Q: Who do you think was the best leader ever and why? (can be a leader of any country)
A. Joseph Stalin. He was the only communist leader of Russia to realise communism is the only way to run that country and he was also the only one to run the country right.
Q. What country do you think is the best in terms of government?
Michael: Jodie, how's my schedule look for today? Jodie: You've got a conference and dinner party at the Japanese Embassy regarding wildlife protection. Michael: Oh, yeah...sorry, but I'll have to cancel that. I'm heading out to save America!
A1: You mean right now?!!?!
A2: Hmm...That's a bit hard to determine, seeing that I am an ignorant American citizen who's so into her own life that she isn't paying any attention to anything else outside of that, like every other bastard here!...Or so it seems. Alright, my answer is...I don't know.
A. Well, we have managed to drown in a giant wave of molasses....
Q. Why is it that canidates for government positions are always so idiotic that the people that vote are only voting so they can out-vote the worse of the canidates?
A: People are idiots.
A2: They vote for whatever sounds good to them. Like all the mumbo jumbo the politicians throw out to the public, freshening it up so that it sounds good/possible, when it's really all just crap and won't ever work...kinda like communism...people made it sound as if everyone could be equal like in a Utopia, but because of human nature and how people think differently and everything, it would never work successfully for long periods of time.
A) In my life time so far? I'd have to say Clinton. I respect that man a lot (no offense to Bush, I respect him but I'd say I have more respect for Clinton).
Q) Do you think John Kerry would do us all justice if he became the president? He seems like a person of the people type guy, but then I have heard that his party is against gay marriages and I have nothing against gay marriages.
A: Lets just say that if you are the idiot that I think you are, I just hope you dont become president by the stupidity of most humans, because that might actually happen.
If you haven't seen this political cartoon, I think that everybody should bc it doesn't matter what your veiws...it's halarious!
go to http://www.jibjab.com and click on 'this land' !!! (this isn't spam, it's just funny, so watch it!)